Monday, March 11, 2013

18. Telling if Food's Gone Bad



Let me tell you something about cooking. If you live on your own and are attempting to feed yourself for the first time, you will often find that you don’t eat some of your food right away. That pack of chicken might have been sitting in the fridge for a day or so, or you forgot how long that container of hummus has been out on the counter. On the one hand you don’t want to waste ten dollars’ worth of groceries by chucking it in the bin, but you certainly don’t want food poisoning. What’s the best solution?

I do three tests on my borderline food. I check the date on the package first. If it’s waaaaay past due, then it’s out. A few days to a week past and I’ll double check with the other two tests before I pitch it. It’s because I found out that it’s not really an “expiration date”, it’s a sell by date. That means stores can’t sell it because it isn’t considered fresh anymore. It may be a little funky, but it’s probably still edible past that date. Just use a little common sense. Your corn flakes might be fine two weeks past the date, but definitely not your ground beef.

Sight and smell is next. Discolorations or mold are easy to spot, especially on an old loaf of bread. Smell is second, and that works with dairy and meat. I was at a loss for what good meat smelled like for a while until I got used to cooking it myself. For chicken, it’s pretty much scentless until it’s bad. Either that or a faint bloody/meat smell. At least that’s what I’ve found. Any meat with a tangy smell or a grey color to it is probably bad.

Finally, if all else fails, there’s the Google test. I can’t tell you how many times my mind has been made up by yahoo answers, where people post these questions all the time. Just today I found out to my dismay that Ice cream can in fact go bad. Apparently, I don’t eat it often enough to get a huge box of it and I had to throw out half a container of vanilla. It was the same with wine. I bought a huge bottle of white wine thinking I could keep it in the cupboard and use it for cooking. The other day I found out with a search that wine goes sour and gets vinegary after a few days. Still safe to drink, just tastes like ass. Now I have a jar of bad wine in my fridge that I hesitate to use, but am too proud to throw out. Maybe I can hide it in a casserole or something.

One of the most unfortunate things is that fresh, homemade food invariably has a shorter lifespan that processed foods from the store. Of course it doesn’t last as long, it hasn’t been pumped full of ten syllable long chemicals that keep it preserved. But I am learning fast that the freezer is my best friend. It’s not just for meat and vegetables, practically anything can be frozen. Some dough for baking, yogurt, even eggs.  Yes eggs, but you have to crack them first. To do it, you have to break the yolks gently, so as to not incorporate any air into them. Then people suggest adding a little salt if you plan on using them in savory dishes, or sugar if you want to bake with them. Just make sure to add to the package just how many eggs are in there. Unless you’re making an omelet, most recipes requiring eggs need to be at least a little precise. I tried it and it worked out wonderfully!

Ah, life is a mess, particularly when you’re working in the kitchen. I think learning how to cook is way more about experience and knowledge than skill. Maybe after five years of cooking for myself I’ll stop making rookie mistakes with expired food.

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